He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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