DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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