we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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