I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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