Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize
