Whod you bang
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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