We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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