Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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