I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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