Yo dont text me then not text me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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