Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I could fuck to npr.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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