I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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