We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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