I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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