He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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