somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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