Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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