The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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