I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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