is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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