Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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