I'm lost and stupid without you.
babies were throwing up all over the place
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have post one night stand depression
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