I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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