LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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