i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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