He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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