Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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