I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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