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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sex in the backyard? Check.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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