Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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