they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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