Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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