Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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