I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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