I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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