Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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