Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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