Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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