I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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