White coat. Heels.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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