Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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