once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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