I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there was a trapeze. enough said
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize