kristin has been a bad kristin
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
cat food counts as protein by the way
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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