Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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