if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This toilet bowl is my home.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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