i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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