Tell her she can't have a vagina
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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