Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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