Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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