I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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