I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
A+ Viking dick
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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