do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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