used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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