Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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